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Today's forecast: Rainy, tearful emotions in the morning, sunny smiles in the afternoon, hazy memories overnight.
Oh, you thought you would be able to get the barometric pressure and stuff in the box labeled "Weather"? HA! You are such a freshman.
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After a couple of fun, but little-remembered, Friday nights spent hovering over the beer pong tables (and, on the flipside, some Saturday mornings hovering over the communal dorm toilet bowls), you might find yourself searching for some alternative means of entertainment. It's not all luck: It takes a little knowledge and some careful strategizing to make the most of your free time, and Artsweek is here to help you beat the bank (and stay out of jail).
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After a couple of fun, but little-remembered, Friday nights spent hovering over the beer pong tables (and, on the flipside, some Saturday mornings hovering over the communal dorm toilet bowls), you might find yourself searching for some alternative means of entertainment. It's not all luck: It takes a little knowledge and some careful strategizing to make the most of your free time, and Artsweek is here to help you beat the bank (and stay out of jail).
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You freshmen think you know sports? The QB is here to help you wade through al the bullshit in the sports world. Here's to hoping that the painfully boring NFL preseason ends soon.
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College sports are the shit. Call me biased if you want -- writing about sports does pay my monthly booze bill, after all -- but I've passed Go on the sporting world's Monopoly board more than a few times, and the fun I've had at every UCSB athletic event has been worthy of a spot on the Boardwalk.
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So football season is upon us, and as incoming freshman, it's likely just dawned on you that UCSB doesn't actually have a team. Distressing, no? That's what I thought when I was in your position a couple years back. But I was -- as you can pretty easily guess by reading the Sports page of the school paper -- entirely wrong.
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So football season is upon us, and as incoming freshman, it's likely just dawned on you that UCSB doesn't actually have a team. Distressing, no? That's what I thought when I was in your position a couple years back. But I was -- as you can pretty easily guess by reading the Sports page of the school paper -- entirely wrong.
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When I went off to college three years ago, my brother gave me two words of advice: Don't get "the clap" and get your GEs out of the way as quickly as possible.
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Gather 'round, my bleary eyed friends. Put down that lighter and clear the smoky haze from in front of your eyes. Or, alternatively, pick up that joint, find some fire, puff away and read on. The weed guru is in.
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Gather 'round, my bleary eyed friends. Put down that lighter and clear the smoky haze from in front of your eyes. Or, alternatively, pick up that joint, find some fire, puff away and read on. The weed guru is in.
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It was a vibrant fall morning, with leaves of crimson sprinkling along Highway 101. I leaned out the window and breathed in the Santa Barbara sea breeze, acquainting myself with a novel idea: This is my home for the next four years. Before I could exhale, the car window rolled up into my larynx, as my mother declared, "Jen, there's something we should talk about." Five missed exits later, this captive listener was educated in all the various forms of genital warts. I kindly asked her to roll my head back up in the window.
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It was a vibrant fall morning, with leaves of crimson sprinkling along Highway 101. I leaned out the window and breathed in the Santa Barbara sea breeze, acquainting myself with a novel idea: This is my home for the next four years. Before I could exhale, the car window rolled up into my larynx, as my mother declared, "Jen, there's something we should talk about." Five missed exits later, this captive listener was educated in all the various forms of genital warts. I kindly asked her to roll my head back up in the window.
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We at the Daily Nexus would like to introduce you to the Opinion section. It's a nifty little place where people, appropriately, write their opinions. You'll notice that it's different from news -- do not be alarmed! Please, for the love of Buddha, do not call us and complain that we are not "upholding the ethical standards of journalism" when we run a column you don't agree with. Know what you should do when you disagree with something in the Opinion section? Write to us!
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"There are so many drunk people here, I don't know why you chose us."
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"There are so many drunk people here, I don't know why you chose us."
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"There are so many drunk people here, I don't know why you chose us."
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Like the playing pieces vying for that Boardwalk property, Gauchos come in all shapes and sizes. And while no one has ever seen an iron or a thimble biking across campus, UCSB has so many clubs and organizations, even an inanimate metallic wheelbarrow could find the right one.
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In your first year at UCSB you will no doubt face obstacles that seem near impossible -- transportation, however, will not be one of them. Getting past Go in the greater Santa Barbara area is an easy task, even for those who must reluctantly give up their beloved car.
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Welcome, freshmen, to Isla Vista, the beachside beer-bubble community that will play host to the majority of your exploits and misadventures over the next four years. Compared with her various college town peers, I.V. may have earned herself somewhat of a wild child reputation. But this hussy has heart, and what makes I.V. great is the palpable sense of community among its spirited student population.
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While UCSB may be most famous for its... Nobel prize winning faculty... the campus is equally well known for something most everyone can enjoy: the beach. Situated so close to the ocean you could throw a soccer goal into it (see: "UCSB Men's Soccer NCAA Champions," Daily Nexus, 2006), students living on or off campus have a myriad of options when it comes to planning a day at the beach.
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As the class of 2012 will soon find out, UCSB is a place to learn many more things than just what's on your Major Requirements sheet. UCSB students can take advantage of a course list with more options than a game of Battleship to learn more about almost any subject their little hearts desire. So, let the Daily Nexus provide you with a brief overview of some the most interesting and scandalous classes at UCSB.
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Now that you're taking the longer and more arduous "college path" on this flimsy playing-board called the Game of Life, there are a number of spaces across campus worth landing on to help you make it to "Millionaire Estates."
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Congratulations on deciding to push your tiny, colored, plastic automobile down the path marked "college," instead of the shorter "straight to career" path. In The Game of Life, you've just placed yourself a few rolls of a die closer to the "Millionaire Tycoon" square.
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Let's play a game.
No, no, not that creepy one with the hacksaw, Christ. I meant the sweet, innocent kind that you haven't played in years -- the kind with boards and playing pieces and paper money!
No? Shit. O.K., I'm getting ahead of myself -- let's start over.
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Let's play a game.
No, no, not that creepy one with the hacksaw, Christ. I meant the sweet, innocent kind that you haven't played in years -- the kind with boards and playing pieces and paper money!
No? Shit. O.K., I'm getting ahead of myself -- let's start over.
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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Jack Johnson Plays at Harder
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What's Your Problem?
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I am writing to express my disappointment in the university's allocation of funds -- most notably, that eyesore at the freeway entrance to the school. Not only could that money, wherever it came from, have been better spent repairing areas on and off campus, but the trucks that were used during construction further damaged the roads and parking lots.
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The Republican Party is on the verge of a steep and protracted descent into irrelevance, and it's going to take a mix of current party leaders and young upstarts dedicated enough to right the sinking ship.
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Feature Photo: Golden Arches
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Feature Photo: Golden Arches
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Santa Barbara Fiesta '08 Photos
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Police Blotter
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Construction began on Monday of the Pardall Road Streetscape project, a public endeavor aimed at giving Isla Vista's commercial center a bit of a face-lift.
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The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept., in conjunction with other national agencies, completed their annual "marijuana eradication" early last week, resulting in the seizure of over $87 million worth of mature plants.
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Two faculty members at UC Santa Cruz fell victim to what many officials are calling criminal acts of antiscience violence.
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UCSB student Jaymie Rose Darrow died on July 19 while visiting the La Jolla Indian Reservation near San Diego. She was 19 years old
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Parasites have long been cast aside as microscopic pests, but a recent study from UCSB is calling for a reexamination of the role these organisms play in ecosystems.
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Imagine for a moment that you are the luckiest person in the world and you are my roommate's summer subleaser.
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Way back in 1979, when Scott Rasmussen and dad Bill were trying to start ESPN, the idea of a cable network dedicated to 24-hour sports coverage was an amazingly tough sell. No one in corporate television bought the pitch, all on the assumption that there simply wasn't enough sports coverage to fill up a full network. Of course, we all know the ending to this story.
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Imagine for a moment that you are the luckiest person in the world and you are my roommate's summer subleaser.
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Way back in 1979, when Scott Rasmussen and dad Bill were trying to start ESPN, the idea of a cable network dedicated to 24-hour sports coverage was an amazingly tough sell. No one in corporate television bought the pitch, all on the assumption that there simply wasn't enough sports coverage to fill up a full network. Of course, we all know the ending to this story.
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In response to the article, "Student Cleans Up Isla Vista" (Daily Nexus, June 25), it's easy to see we have a huge trash issue, but we also have the means to help curb the problem.
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Way back in 1979, when Scott Rasmussen and dad Bill were trying to start ESPN, the idea of a cable network dedicated to 24-hour sports coverage was an amazingly tough sell. No one in corporate television bought the pitch, all on the assumption that there simply wasn't enough sports coverage to fill up a full network. Of course, we all know the ending to this story.
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Coming home from a five-month sojourn in Florence, Italy, I had a lot of emotions running through me as I boarded my trans-Atlantic flight.
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In response to the article, "Student Cleans Up Isla Vista" (Daily Nexus, June 25), it's easy to see we have a huge trash issue, but we also have the means to help curb the problem.
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Coming home from a five-month sojourn in Florence, Italy, I had a lot of emotions running through me as I boarded my trans-Atlantic flight.
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Six years into my drinking career, I was getting pretty close to shelving the bottle. I mean, getting smashed for weeks on end was really starting to get boring. I've done everything from escaping a hillbilly party by driving 80 miles per hour through an orchard with no lights on and two cops on my tail to cheating certain death by diving into a taxi while a furious Mexican gang chased me out of Rosarito.
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Six years into my drinking career, I was getting pretty close to shelving the bottle. I mean, getting smashed for weeks on end was really starting to get boring. I've done everything from escaping a hillbilly party by driving 80 miles per hour through an orchard with no lights on and two cops on my tail to cheating certain death by diving into a taxi while a furious Mexican gang chased me out of Rosarito.
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Residents of 6647 Sabado Tarde Rd. called the Isla Vista Foot Patrol to report an unknown intoxicated man loitering about on their roof.
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Residents of 6647 Sabado Tarde Rd. called the Isla Vista Foot Patrol to report an unknown intoxicated man loitering about on their roof.
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Defying court orders, 8,500 service workers employed at the University of California are picketing July 14 through 18 against "poverty wages."
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Defying court orders, 8,500 service workers employed at the University of California are picketing July 14 through 18 against "poverty wages."
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With decades of debate preceding their decision, the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission took two major steps forward in deciding the fate of the Naples property this month, bringing the controversial coastal development closer to fruition.
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With decades of debate preceding their decision, the Santa Barbara County Planning Commission took two major steps forward in deciding the fate of the Naples property this month, bringing the controversial coastal development closer to fruition.
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The Gap Fire, which burned through southern Santa Barbara County and made national headlines in early July, should now be 100 percent contained, fire department officials say.
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The Gap Fire, which burned through southern Santa Barbara County and made national headlines in early July, should now be 100 percent contained, fire department officials say.
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Amid scores of protesters and loads of extra security, the University of California Board of Regents is meeting on campus this week.
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Amid scores of protesters and loads of extra security, the University of California Board of Regents is meeting on campus this week.
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New crime statistics released by UCSB reveal a spike in forcible sexual offenses and liquor and drug referrals on campus.
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New crime statistics released by UCSB reveal a spike in forcible sexual offenses and liquor and drug referrals on campus.
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With zero arrests and no real disruptions, this week's University of California Board of Regents meeting at UCSB went smoothly.
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Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.
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Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.
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"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."
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"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."
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Ah, summertime -- the beautiful sunshine, the beach full of bronzed bodies, no school work and plenty of free time for those lazy, stoned afternoons. Obviously, I don't have to describe the exquisite utopia that is I.V. this season.
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Ah, summertime -- the beautiful sunshine, the beach full of bronzed bodies, no school work and plenty of free time for those lazy, stoned afternoons. Obviously, I don't have to describe the exquisite utopia that is I.V. this season.
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Beginning July 1, California drivers will be required by law to go hands-free with their favorite on-the-road accessory - cell phones.
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Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.
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Beginning July 1, California drivers will be required by law to go hands-free with their favorite on-the-road accessory - cell phones.
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This Fall Quarter's 4,700 incoming freshmen will be part of the most diverse class UCSB has ever seen.
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Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.
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"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."
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This Fall Quarter's 4,700 incoming freshmen will be part of the most diverse class UCSB has ever seen.
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Feature Photo: Goodbye, Gauchos
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Happy summer, kiddos. The season brings a lot of awesome things, like sun, fun and lots of buns.
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"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."
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Ah, summertime -- the beautiful sunshine, the beach full of bronzed bodies, no school work and plenty of free time for those lazy, stoned afternoons. Obviously, I don't have to describe the exquisite utopia that is I.V. this season.
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Feature Photo: Goodbye, Gauchos
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UCSB graduate student Jesse M. Bernal has been nominated to serve as the new student voice of the University of California.
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"Never kiss and tell." If your upbringing was anything like mine, your grandmother ensured a place for this advice in the back of your mind, right next to "always wash behind your ears."
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Ah, summertime -- the beautiful sunshine, the beach full of bronzed bodies, no school work and plenty of free time for those lazy, stoned afternoons. Obviously, I don't have to describe the exquisite utopia that is I.V. this season.
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Beginning July 1, California drivers will be required by law to go hands-free with their favorite on-the-road accessory - cell phones.
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UCSB graduate student Jesse M. Bernal has been nominated to serve as the new student voice of the University of California.
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Firestone Reflects on District Issues
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Ah, summertime -- the beautiful sunshine, the beach full of bronzed bodies, no school work and plenty of free time for those lazy, stoned afternoons. Obviously, I don't have to describe the exquisite utopia that is I.V. this season.
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Beginning July 1, California drivers will be required by law to go hands-free with their favorite on-the-road accessory - cell phones.
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This Fall Quarter's 4,700 incoming freshmen will be part of the most diverse class UCSB has ever seen.
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Firestone Reflects on District Issues
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World-renowned songwriter Jack Johnson will return to his alma mater - our very own UCSB - on August 27 for an exclusive performance at Harder Stadium.
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Beginning July 1, California drivers will be required by law to go hands-free with their favorite on-the-road accessory - cell phones.
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This Fall Quarter's 4,700 incoming freshmen will be part of the most diverse class UCSB has ever seen.
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Feature Photo: Goodbye, Gauchos
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World-renowned songwriter Jack Johnson will return to his alma mater - our very own UCSB - on August 27 for an exclusive performance at Harder Stadium.
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As summer begins and Isla Vista beaches teem with students, dissatisfaction with the heaping amounts of trash left behind has put one UCSB student on garbage duty.
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This Fall Quarter's 4,700 incoming freshmen will be part of the most diverse class UCSB has ever seen.
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Feature Photo: Goodbye, Gauchos
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UCSB graduate student Jesse M. Bernal has been nominated to serve as the new student voice of the University of California.
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As summer begins and Isla Vista beaches teem with students, dissatisfaction with the heaping amounts of trash left behind has put one UCSB student on garbage duty.
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Commuters traveling on Highway 101 near downtown Santa Barbara should expect increased traffic delays as a major freeway expansion project commences this July.
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Feature Photo: Goodbye, Gauchos
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UCSB graduate student Jesse M. Bernal has been nominated to serve as the new student voice of the University of California.
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Firestone Reflects on District Issues
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Commuters traveling on Highway 101 near downtown Santa Barbara should expect increased traffic delays as a major freeway expansion project commences this July.
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Officials were cautiously optimistic at today's Gap Fire briefing, noting that while the fire had been halted on some fronts, the blaze was still far from under control.
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UCSB graduate student Jesse M. Bernal has been nominated to serve as the new student voice of the University of California.
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Firestone Reflects on District Issues
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World-renowned songwriter Jack Johnson will return to his alma mater - our very own UCSB - on August 27 for an exclusive performance at Harder Stadium.
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The hills above Goleta burned out of control for a third day today, and in a major setback, flames jumped West Camino Cielo, a roadway off Hwy 154 firefighters had hoped to use as a firebreak.
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Officials were cautiously optimistic at today's Gap Fire briefing, noting that while the fire had been halted on some fronts, the blaze was still far from under control.
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Firestone Reflects on District Issues
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World-renowned songwriter Jack Johnson will return to his alma mater - our very own UCSB - on August 27 for an exclusive performance at Harder Stadium.
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As summer begins and Isla Vista beaches teem with students, dissatisfaction with the heaping amounts of trash left behind has put one UCSB student on garbage duty.
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Officials were cautiously optimistic at today's Gap Fire briefing, noting that while the fire had been halted on some fronts, the blaze was still far from under control.
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